Lone Gunmen: You Look dull mulder. Tell you what you're welcome to come over saturday night. We're all hopping on the internet to nitpick the scientific inaacuracies of Earth 2
Mulder: I'm doing my laundry.
Mulder: Woman!, get back here and make me a sandwich!
*scully throws gloves at him*
Mulder: Did I not make myself clear!?
Mulder: Thats why they put the "i" in "FBI"
Mulder: Do you know how difficult it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it off: Elvis!
Mulder: No one down here but the FBI's most unwanted
Mulder: If theres an iced tea in that bag it could be love
Scully: Must be fate mulder, Root Beer
Joanne Fletcher: Special Tramp Dana Scully (Dreamland)
Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever
X: Deny Everything
Deep Throat: Trust no one, Mr Mulder.
Blaine: One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off, like her hair was red, but it was a little too red....! And the other one- the tall, lanky one- his face was so blank and expressionless (JC:FOS)
Scully: I put it back in the drawer with all the other video's that aren't yours
Mulder: Hey Scully, Skinman is calling me from a bubbble bath
Skinman: Its still me Mulder!
Mulder: Is there anyway i can get it off my fingers without betraying my cool exterior
Mr Burns: I bring you peas (Springfield Files)
Scully: Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but i helped him drink his wine!
Mulder: I'll be back soon then we can build a tower of furniture!
Mulder, Scully and cast of Simpsons: Good morning Sunshine......!
More quotes to come soon! Watch this space
