"Arkansas Chiggers"

We got the very best chiggers in the world
I can rate them boys right up there with the fleas.
There ain't noth'n in the world like a chigger that bites
With a good ole southern appetite
And hurts so bad it brings you down to your knees!

I've been other places and sampled their chiggers
And even though some were a little bit bigger
They don't even begin to compare to these!
Arkansas Chiggers...Arkansas Chiggers
We got the very best chiggers in the world!

Now I know other folks are proud of their chiggers
And claim how theirs can give you the riggers
But I tell you folks it's a down right dirty shame
When it comes to a good ole chigger bite
Arkansas chiggers can really do it right
To the point we ought'a have a chigger bite hall of fame!
Arkansas Chiggers...Arkansas Chiggers
We got the very best chiggers in the world!


Arkansas chiggers can bite like vamps
'Cause they go through chigger bite train'n camps
And they bite all summer till way down in the fall
So make your claims anyway you will
But if you want to know how a real chigger feels
You can bring your chigger bit ass down to R-Can-Saw!
Arkansas Chiggers...Arkansas Chiggers
Ain't noth'n else in the world like... Arkansas Chiggers!
Enough Said!
Doc


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Gary Reynolds (AKA) dr_tigger
"Poor Boy"Copyright 2004 dr_tigger@yahoo.com   All rights reserved!
Friday, September 03, 2004

   






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