"Don't Open The Spam Honey!"
Seems like every time I open my mail some fool
tries to sell me some pills to enlarge my tool!
Hell they even got gadgits with a payment plan...
that will help this ole boy become a bigger man
Now to tell ya the truth I'm scared I'll get burned
and I really don't understand their concern
"Cause I'm happy with me just the way I am...
So I just report all them jokers as spam!
Now I think there outta be some kinda regulations
to try to discourage folks vulgar temtations...
To pry into certain "parts" of everyones life
I think they really went bazerk when
some fool got up the nerve...
To send that trash via email to my sweet little wife!
Don't Open The Spam Honey!
"Poor Boy" ©2004 email@example.com All rights reserved
Gary Reynolds (AKA) dr_tigger
August 31, 2004