"Don't Open The Spam Honey!"

Seems like every time I open my mail some fool
tries to sell me some pills to enlarge my tool!
Hell they even got gadgits with a payment plan...
that will help this ole boy become a bigger man

Now to tell ya the truth I'm scared I'll get burned
and I really don't understand their concern
"Cause I'm happy with me just the way I am...
So I just report all them jokers as spam!

Now I think there outta be some kinda regulations
to try to discourage folks vulgar temtations...
To pry into certain "parts" of everyones life
I think they really went bazerk when 
some fool got up the nerve...
To send that trash via email to my sweet little wife!

Don't Open The Spam Honey!

"Poor Boy" 2004 dr_tigger@yahoo.com  All rights reserved
Gary Reynolds (AKA) dr_tigger
August 31, 2004

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