"Repo-Girl"


I know this girl that sold a car, to someone off the street...

Set her up a payment plan and thought the deal was sweet!

As time went by the payments stopped, not a word was ever said...

Until one day the repo girl got mad and her face turn red!

She called the dead-beat on the phone & said, I want my damn money!

Deadbeat said, "This ain't the slavery days & you're out of luck there honey!"


Repo girl said, "Listen bitch, I know exactly where you are!"

"I'll make you think slavery days when I repo your damned ole car!"

"I'll get your car and I'll get you too 'cause you can't hide from me!"

With a couple of papers and an extra key, she went on a repo spree!

Armed with guts and a lot of rage, she pulled up to the deadbeats job...

And as she pulled away the cops were called, the deadbeat had been robbed!


Later that night in a peaceful setting while repo was in the bed...

All hell broke loose 'cause the cops drove up and told em what deadbeat said!

We're here to arrest ya for steel'n deadbeats car, they told the repo queen...

We're haul'n your ass to jail for this and throw'n away the key!

Then something happened that made them shake and tremble on the spot...

'Cause she told them things they never heard, then ran them off her lot!


So let this be a lesson to deadbeats and cops alike...

If you buy a car from repo girl, better make your payments right!

When morning comes and you leave for work, it could be cold outside...

Them tennis shoes won't keep ya warm, like a nice warm paid for ride!

Don't do no good to belly ache or call the cops ya see...

"Cause repo girl will get ya and bring you to your knees!



Repo girl is happy now and selling them cars with pride...

No payment plan, only cash, if you want to buy yourself a ride!





Gary Reynolds (AKA) dr_tigger@yahoo.com

"Poor Boy" 2004 dr_tigger@yahoo.com All rights reserved

December 18, 2003


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