"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?" "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit!
"I have no idea who wrote this and I am not claiming credit for the write." "This was sent to me and I thought it was funny so I included it on my site..." dr_tiggerAuthor: Unknown
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