esmeraude-lice aren't nice!

                                   TITLE : Lice Aren' t Nice !

                                    AUTHOR : Esmeraude

                                    E-MAIL : Esmeraude@wizard.net 

                                    BAND : Malice Mizer

                                    PAIRING : Yu ~ Ki + Masaki ( Klaha )

                                    RATING : R

                                    PLOT : Yu ~ Ki, Masaki, and Mana may have lice !


                                                            LICE AREN' T NICE !

Yu ~ Ki kissed his lover one evening while feeling his back under the heavy blanket.
He could feel his erection slide between his thighs. He tilted his head back while whispering.

 YU ~ KI : ( whispering ) Masaki.

 The Malice Mizer vocalist¹ s tongue penetrated his open mouth.
He slowly flicked his lover¹ s nipples back and forth before he gently pressed them.
He brought his erection to where Yu ~ Ki¹ s stomach was.
He rubbed it against that body part.
 Yu ~ Ki touched Masaki¹ s hair. When he looked at his fingers, he gasped.

 YU ~ KI : LICE !

 Masaki¹ s eyes narrowed.

 MASAKI : What are you talking about ?

 YU ~ KI : YOU DISEASED MAN !

 He shoved him out of bed.

 YU ~ KI : NOW I PROBABLY HAVE LICE !

 MASAKI : How could I have lice ? Maybe Kozi had it first and gave it to me !

 YU ~ KI : I¹ m telling !

 He ran out of the room while Masaki followed him.

 YU ~ KI : MANA ! MANA ! MASAKI GAVE ME HEAD LICE ! LOOK !

 He shoved the top of his head into Mana¹ s face while he attempted to wake up.

 MANA : Get your hair out of my face.

 Yu ~ Ki obeyed before he pointed at Masaki.

 YU ~ KI : HE IS SLEEPING OUTSIDE FOR GIVING ME HEAD LICE !

 MANA : Shave your heads and shut up !

 Yu ~ Ki gasped.

 YU ~ KI : I can¹ t get rid of my long hair !

 MANA : Wear a paper bag over your head, Yu ~ Ki.

 MASAKI : You really need it !

 YU ~ KI : YOU¹ RE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME LICE, MAAAAASAAAKIIIIIII !

 The singer rolled his eyes.

 MASAKI : We both have to sleep outside, Yu ~ Ki.

 YU ~ KI : I AM NEVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU AGAIN !

 MANA : I¹ ll arrange that for you if you continue to yell.

 YU ~ KI : Oh.

 MASAKI : Do you want me to cut your hair for you ?

 Yu ~ Ki sighed and nodded.
 Mana adjusted his pigtails before looking at his hands and gasping.

 MANA : NOW I HAVE LICE !

 Kozi slept through all of the yelling and never opened his eyes.

 YU ~ KI : We could have a head shaving party, Mana.

 The guitarist¹ s  eyes were wide with fear.

 MASAKI : We could sleep outside together.

 YU ~ KI : I¹ ll get the electric razor.

 He, Masaki, and Mana entered their room while he went to get the razor.
 Masaki sat next to Mana on his bed. He touched the guitarist¹ s hand.
He was concerned when he noticed his tears. He kissed his face.
 Yu ~ Ki gasped when he returned with the razor.

 YU ~ KI : ( gasping ) Masaki !

 His lover looked at him with wide eyes.

 YU ~ KI : I am shaving your head first !

 MASAKI : Yu ~ Ki !

 MANA : Masaki is not in love with me !

 Yu ~ Ki¹ s lips were pressed firmly together.

 YU ~ KI : Who wants to be bald first ?

 Mana undid his pigtails while crying.
 Masaki showed immense concern. He looked at Yu ~ Ki.

 MASAKI : Mana can go last.

 Yu ~ Ki tilted his head.

 YU ~ KI : Wouldn¹ t it be better if Mana went first so that he could get it over with ?

 Masaki sighed.

 MASAKI : ( sighing ) Yu ~ Ki.

 His lover rolled his eyes.

 YU ~ KI : I¹ ll go first.

 He sat next to Masaki who took the razor and turned it on.
 Mana looked away while hearing that buzzing noise.
He could not watch Yu ~ Ki¹ s long tresses fall near the bed.
He finally looked and gasped. He touched his own hair while whining softly.
 When Yu ~ Ki was bald, he rubbed his exposed scalp.

 YU ~ KI : That wasn¹ t so bad.

 He looked at Mana.

 YU ~ KI : Your turn.

 Mana sighed while shutting his eyes. He wept while losing his beautiful hair.
He was nervous while watching his hair fall out.
He shrieked when he looked at a mirror that Yu ~ Ki held up.

 MANA : I¹ M HIDEOUS WITHOUT MY HAIR !

 He sobbed into the blanket.
 Yu ~ Ki was about to shave Masaki¹ s head until Kozi appeared.
 The red haired guitarist laughed until Mana threw a pillow at him.

 KOZI : ( laughing ) I have to take a picture !

 YU ~ KI : Don¹ t even think about it !

 MASAKI : You might have lice, Kozi.

 KOZI : ( laughing ) Lice ?

 Masaki nodded.

 MASAKI : It is on the bed that Yu ~ Ki and I share.

 Kozi approached the bed and looked at where Masaki was pointing.
He picked up the louse.

 KOZI : Masaki ? Yu ~ Ki ? Mana ? This isn¹ t a louse.
 
 Masaki, Yu ~ Ki, and Mana looked at him.

 KOZI : It¹ s a ball of lint !

 Masaki and Mana scowled when they looked at Yu ~ Ki.

 YU ~ KI : It looked like a louse to me.

 MANA : You¹ re the louse !

 He and Masaki proceeded to chase Yu ~ Ki through the apartment.




     THE END

 

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