TITLE : Lice Aren' t Nice !
AUTHOR : Esmeraude
E-MAIL : Esmeraude@wizard.net
BAND : Malice Mizer
PAIRING : Yu ~ Ki + Masaki ( Klaha )
RATING : R
PLOT : Yu ~ Ki, Masaki, and Mana may have lice !
LICE AREN' T NICE !
Yu ~ Ki kissed his lover one evening while feeling his back under the heavy blanket.
He could feel his erection slide between his thighs. He tilted his head back while whispering.
YU ~ KI : ( whispering ) Masaki.
The Malice Mizer vocalist¹ s tongue penetrated his open mouth.
He slowly flicked his lover¹ s nipples back and forth before he gently pressed them.
He brought his erection to where Yu ~ Ki¹ s stomach was.
He rubbed it against that body part.
Yu ~ Ki touched Masaki¹ s hair. When he looked at his fingers, he gasped.
YU ~ KI : LICE !
Masaki¹ s eyes narrowed.
MASAKI : What are you talking about ?
YU ~ KI : YOU DISEASED MAN !
He shoved him out of bed.
YU ~ KI : NOW I PROBABLY HAVE LICE !
MASAKI : How could I have lice ? Maybe Kozi had it first and gave it to me !
YU ~ KI : I¹ m telling !
He ran out of the room while Masaki followed him.
YU ~ KI : MANA ! MANA ! MASAKI GAVE ME HEAD LICE ! LOOK !
He shoved the top of his head into Mana¹ s face while he attempted to wake up.
MANA : Get your hair out of my face.
Yu ~ Ki obeyed before he pointed at Masaki.
YU ~ KI : HE IS SLEEPING OUTSIDE FOR GIVING ME HEAD LICE !
MANA : Shave your heads and shut up !
Yu ~ Ki gasped.
YU ~ KI : I can¹ t get rid of my long hair !
MANA : Wear a paper bag over your head, Yu ~ Ki.
MASAKI : You really need it !
YU ~ KI : YOU¹ RE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME LICE, MAAAAASAAAKIIIIIII !
The singer rolled his eyes.
MASAKI : We both have to sleep outside, Yu ~ Ki.
YU ~ KI : I AM NEVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU AGAIN !
MANA : I¹ ll arrange that for you if you continue to yell.
YU ~ KI : Oh.
MASAKI : Do you want me to cut your hair for you ?
Yu ~ Ki sighed and nodded.
Mana adjusted his pigtails before looking at his hands and gasping.
MANA : NOW I HAVE LICE !
Kozi slept through all of the yelling and never opened his eyes.
YU ~ KI : We could have a head shaving party, Mana.
The guitarist¹ s eyes were wide with fear.
MASAKI : We could sleep outside together.
YU ~ KI : I¹ ll get the electric razor.
He, Masaki, and Mana entered their room while he went to get the razor.
Masaki sat next to Mana on his bed. He touched the guitarist¹ s hand.
He was concerned when he noticed his tears. He kissed his face.
Yu ~ Ki gasped when he returned with the razor.
YU ~ KI : ( gasping ) Masaki !
His lover looked at him with wide eyes.
YU ~ KI : I am shaving your head first !
MASAKI : Yu ~ Ki !
MANA : Masaki is not in love with me !
Yu ~ Ki¹ s lips were pressed firmly together.
YU ~ KI : Who wants to be bald first ?
Mana undid his pigtails while crying.
Masaki showed immense concern. He looked at Yu ~ Ki.
MASAKI : Mana can go last.
Yu ~ Ki tilted his head.
YU ~ KI : Wouldn¹ t it be better if Mana went first so that he could get it over with ?
MASAKI : ( sighing ) Yu ~ Ki.
His lover rolled his eyes.
YU ~ KI : I¹ ll go first.
He sat next to Masaki who took the razor and turned it on.
Mana looked away while hearing that buzzing noise.
He could not watch Yu ~ Ki¹ s long tresses fall near the bed.
He finally looked and gasped. He touched his own hair while whining softly.
When Yu ~ Ki was bald, he rubbed his exposed scalp.
YU ~ KI : That wasn¹ t so bad.
He looked at Mana.
YU ~ KI : Your turn.
Mana sighed while shutting his eyes. He wept while losing his beautiful hair.
He was nervous while watching his hair fall out.
He shrieked when he looked at a mirror that Yu ~ Ki held up.
MANA : I¹ M HIDEOUS WITHOUT MY HAIR !
He sobbed into the blanket.
Yu ~ Ki was about to shave Masaki¹ s head until Kozi appeared.
The red haired guitarist laughed until Mana threw a pillow at him.
KOZI : ( laughing ) I have to take a picture !
YU ~ KI : Don¹ t even think about it !
MASAKI : You might have lice, Kozi.
KOZI : ( laughing ) Lice ?
MASAKI : It is on the bed that Yu ~ Ki and I share.
Kozi approached the bed and looked at where Masaki was pointing.
He picked up the louse.
KOZI : Masaki ? Yu ~ Ki ? Mana ? This isn¹ t a louse.
Masaki, Yu ~ Ki, and Mana looked at him.
KOZI : It¹ s a ball of lint !
Masaki and Mana scowled when they looked at Yu ~ Ki.
YU ~ KI : It looked like a louse to me.
MANA : You¹ re the louse !
He and Masaki proceeded to chase Yu ~ Ki through the apartment.
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