|(A/N) Ok, I got really bored, so I decided to do bloopers, with a twist. All Hope Lost bloopers! Obviously, you have to read the story first.
*Note: These are from the first version of AHL, make sure you read that version or you may not get some of them.
(Scene: When Ron and Hermione are in the Riddle House. Second chapter.)
Hermione: The door’s probably locked, and we don’t have our wands.
The door opens, and Draco and Kenancello walk in.
Kenancello: …Umm, you do know the door was unlocked, right?
Ron & Hermione: What!?
(Scene: The final fight between Voldie and Harry. Eighth chapter. )
Voldie: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: Cogito Adsero! …Wait, that’s not right! …Uh oh.
(Scene: Draco, Voldie, and a Muggle, somewhere between the prologue and Chap. 1)
Voldie: Well, well, a helpless Muggle to torture…
Muggle: W-what will you d-do to me?
Then Kenancello comes in, wearing glasses.
Kenancello: Geez, I can’t find my contact lenses.
Muggle: * starts laughing * You look like a geek!
Voldie and Draco start snickering.
(Scene: When Harry sneaks out of the Common Room, in the Prologue.)
Harry trips on the steps, falling down them and making a lot of noise. Ron comes out.
Ron: Harry? What’s going on?
Harry: Uh…nothing, I’m not going to join the Dark Lord or anything, not at all…
Ron goes back to bed, while Harry resumes stealthily sneaking out of Hogwarts.
(Scene: Ron, Hermione, Kenancello, Draco, and Snape are in the forest, going back to Hogwarts. Third Chapter)
Draco: Umm… Professor, where are we?
Kenancello: We’re lost.
Snape: We’re not lost! …We just don’t know where we are…