(Scene: Ron and Hermione take the Maurader’s Map and go to Hogsmeade. First Chapter.)
They come out of the tunnel. They’re in the shrieking shack.
Hermione: Ron! You lead us to the wrong tunnel!
Ron: You’re the one with the map, it’s your fault!
Hermione: Is not!
Ron: Is too!
(Scene: Ron and Hermione in the Riddle House, After Draco and Kenancello come in. Chapter Two.)
Hermione: Great, of all the Death Eaters we could have been tortured by, we get the Amazing Bouncing Ferret and a Bill Weasley wannabe…
Kenancello: For the last time! I am not a Bill wannabe!
Hermione yanks on his long, black ponytail.
(Scene: Kenancello and Draco, anywhere.)
Draco: Prepare for trouble!
Kenancello: And make it double!
Draco: To protect the world from Muggle infestation!
Kenancello: To unite all Purebloods in our nation!
Draco: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Kenancello: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Kenancello: Kenancello/Harry Potter/The Boy Who Lived/-
Draco pushes him into a conveniently placed lake beside them.
Draco: Death Eaters blast off at the speed of light!
Kenancello: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Basyl pops out of nowhere, as a basilisk.
Basyl: ~That’s right!~
(Scene: Harry and Voldie, Last Battle. Chapter Seven)
Voldie: You think you can beat me? Fine, but if my fate is to die…I must simply laugh…
Harry: …Hey, I never knew you were a Chrono Trigger fan.
Voldie: * blink * What?
(Scene: Kenancello and Draco are running away from death eaters. Anytime.)
Kenancello suddenly stops.
Kenancello: Wait a minute! Why are we running?
Draco looks at him like he’s an idiot.
Kenancello: We ARE death eaters!
They both show their dark marks to the death eaters chasing them.
Death eaters: Oh. Ok then. * leaves *